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[The Non-Livingstons #001]

awesome job

But next time you need russian in your movies,dont use a program translator,ask someone russian.

[Orange 3: Trailer]

Err

Guns cannot shoot unloaded.Like your Mp5with no clip in it.
I only seen 2 guns.MP5+TMP.Where's the other 2?
Also this is short,and pointless.Neat graphics,sounds okay.

Nzxer responds:

Lol Mr.Logical. XD

[Farewell, Hummer 2 :P]

I'm sure the hummer's driver

Was not angry at all,as he took some stinky 200 bucks out of his
suitcase with money,and asked his servant to pick up the truck.
And even if he was frustrated at such petty thing,a quick blowjob by a cute maid fixed that.
You need some better lighting next time.Was it hummer or grey spot between dark spots?And make sure you dont shake camera as much next time.

HeinousDude responds:

I already answered that.

Couldn't help with the camera though. It was a pocket sized.

["Poof" vs Harry Potter]

aww man

NO!
Whats the point of a semi-automatic machine gun?!
Machineguns are made to dispence immence amounts of ammunition in short times,while semi ...why bother...=P
I like your humor,but you really need to work on your graphics.

monkeycat responds:

Thanks dude. I don't know my guns very well! Did you watch the first 3 in the series?

[Genocide Trailer]

GJ

As for graphics,scan your pictures into computer as jpegs-import them in flash and *retrace* them manually-draw it out line by line.
Some potential is seen here.

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

Good idea. I never thought of it that way. I might actualy do that! I have alot more action shots in episode one, and Will need more conrtol over the images.

[Autumn Tree]

research huh

Ok,shotgun was there...But where was tech 9?...I dont think they had assault rifle either.Tech nine is clearly seen on recordings of cafeteria,and is extremely easy to draw-its recognizable like no other gun!
Also i'm pretty sure one of em had a basebal cap.You did not mention how they created a doom level that recreated the columbine school so they could practise their "mission".Nor mental condition of one of em.

[A Boys Revenge]

Not bad.

Drawings were a little bit corny.
I did not like following mishaps:
-You used sounds just like from Mr. Firths cartoon "roof tiling".And flashback looked something like Mr.Firths would use.Although his sadistic movies exploring the necrophilia get a lot of attention here,no need to ride that wave.
-It's rather hard to crack skull with a pen like that.
-Ak47 and Ak74 bullets are likely to pass through a human body and keep going...Unless there's a high level Kevlar on them,which I did not see.
-Last guy was using desert eagle,a high power handgun,I mean,it's an elehpant blaster dammit,two shots woulda had him.You shoulda used something different,a 9 mm glock or something.
-So in order to beat terrorists,you have to be just like them and kill people?Wont that make you just like them?That's justifable murder crap...
P.S.:Stupid people all over the world are killing each other for symbolic things.Idiotic world.But making more hate in flash or real cartoons does not help.But nothing will.You cant beat the system.
Get a pet.

Gi-go responds:

1. Yeah the flashback was Firth inspired, I think thats the best way to do them.
2.He didnt crack it, he shoved it into his temple.
3.I agree, but that wouldnt fit in right.
4.Yeah but desert eagles look cooler
5.No, this flash isnt about me, its about an angry guy who had a bad experience.

[The Zero Dragon Ep.1]

It's good.

And never even read reviews by Glocks,Clocks,Cocks and whatever else.Practise on those FBF's,they are good,but you have potential to make them so smooth anyones jaw will drop.Also practise mouth movements,you slack off on em=) Sounds were adequate.But could be a little better,they sound muffled(well the guy's voice does,girl is pretty clear sounding).
Bottom line-drawings are good,animations are little bit choppy.Humor is decent.These are good animations,I am looking forward for more.

[I love your new car]

Mister,

You are so mean and evil,satirical and smart,that I must simply bow to your graces :
*Bows*
Now,go find whatever it is that inspires your genius,and make another cartoon.

[The Mad Cow]

Lovely

Your updated buttons suck.Please use a rectangle for your buttons "hit" zone,it's way easier to click them,and looks more pro.
Awesome flash,still laffin my head off!