gorecon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy - 1]

Charming.

Perhaps you can explain why I am thinking of Goldbergs variation # 26 at the beginning of the movie?
Or maybe I'm just being an idiot.In any case,perhaps if your eyes cross over this text then your fingers would do justice in creating few words to rid my mind of further doubt of authenticity of the audio score?

[Battle Pickup!]

this needs attention

First,the gun you gave to the guy is a 50 caliber sniper rifle.Or ta least it really looks like one.If he'd shoot that gun that fast,he'd probably die from bruises bleeding.
I'm not going to lie to you:sounds were horrible.When bullets hit the car,it sounded like raindrops on a bucket or something.The car engine sound was annoying as hell,constantly speeding/dropping speed loop.
Animation and drawings were good.I felt you cheaped out on that big explosion though=)
Too bad it's one of those things that has no plot...Oh well, perhaps you will put those animation skills to good use in future.

[POD#1 * My Broken Wings *]

Not bad.

If you're going to make such a bid sized movie,and are going to use text to tell us the story,why not put the text before the preloader?I mean,just have the text so we can read it-so we wont waste time staring at preloader just to spend time reading stuff later on,once the movie's done loading...(well I honestly right clicked through as i always do...)
Good movie-but it coulda used intro-a voice over for exact same text you had plus hell,the eleven seals,the sorceress,etc.
Lookin forward to more.

[Vending Machines]

10 Americans die each year from vending machines

Good cartoon...Needs better punchline though...Needs something to interest more..

[Identity]

Hmpph...

So a red colored car,red tie and a blue couch is all that makes up your identity?Just kidding,I'm guessing you were just trying to put it in simplest ways.Add some color to your life,heh.
It was a little slow in some places,and the "flashes" of the word were long enough to read the words("oppresion")...
I'm rather puzzled at this,and I dont feel the depth of the issue,is it just conformity to standarts,or identity loss...
All in all,I think something was lacking,cant really put my finger at it yet..

[The Ruskies - Episode 1]

Interesting.

It's okay.Very good graphics,interesting style,but animation is lacking.Also,in russian "Eggs" is like "huevos"in spanish,it has double meaning of "testicles"(Like in english "balls" does.)
Speaking of which,it's a much better term,as eggs are much more fragile...>_<
GL,HF

[KAZAHANA: Face To Face]

It's good!

Awesome stuff.The revolver scene from pulp fiction...Hmm shotgun headshot point blank was good-But I dont believe convulsions are not nearly as rapid,and dont end that fast either.But even so,the were cool.How does the radar work,every member of family has a chip implanted in them?That wasnt mentioned...Drawings of the female were a little bit crude.
"What a classic expression"...What a good movie!Me likes it!

[Service Announcement]

Aint half bad,aint half bad.

Sound was a little off,but it was bearable.Otherwise,isnt the reason for such low "votes" per high"views" is because people re-watch the toon...Do they have to vote every time then?
Now,go out there(dont ask me exactly out where)and create something interesting with those cool graphics.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

nah, i don't ask people who watch the toon to vote twice. I just ask the ones who watch and neither vote or review to do at least one of the two things. They never do and when they do it's half-assed. Not everyone does it. This message is meant to be directed to those few people who are too lazy to click a button to give a mark...

As for me... I did something good (Ratbag & Furball #02) and it's got a fair mark (even though some people complain about the dumbest things and give u a shit mark for no reason)...

And of course there's voters who can't criticise correctly... Those people put good work down those few little marks that stop excellent cartoons from getting a 4 and above score...

[Rapture]

Twas good

Good lypsinc,smooth shape tweens,however cat needed more motion,like moving her hands along with music or something...Also,you extended her "face" too far-she looked more like a horse than a cat.
It's clear that you have talent,keep creating!

avidlebon responds:

Thanks! Yeah, I'd like to add more motion, but I'm not much of a coreographer... If only I had some inspiration for that... Some frame of reference then I'd add more body movement.

[B/W Cartoon About Berries]

Good work.

You have very good atmosphere,capturing the viewer.This is pretty much pro movie.Oh dont know if you read this,but once you retraced a picture,delete the picture from flash-otherwise flash attaches it to .swf,even though it's not used anywhere.Just makes filesize bigger.(The shot of your arm opening bear sputter container).Keep up the good work,man.